So the City of Durham has a program called STAR -- "Show and Tell Award Recipients." This program allows employees of the city to nominate other employees for what appears to be an employee-of-the-month program.
Let's hear it for the five STAR award winners for December 2006: Kristen Randall, Sgt. Dale Gunter, Lorie Schiess, Marion Hickock, and Patrick Baker.
...Patrick Baker??!? As in City Manager, self-proclaimed "CEO of Durham" Patrick Baker? Lemme get this straight. No one would ever expect for, say, Erskine Bowles to get selected for an "Employee of the Week" award at UNC. When a McDonald's restaurant picks "Crew Member of the Month," the store manager isn't on the list. I mean, this sounds like something Mr. Burns would do at the power plant in The Simpsons.
On second thought... there is a resemblance...